lumpy jumper

Royal Air Force slang for a female, due to their mammory glands and the tight-fitting issue sweaters.

What's the new supply officer like?
Not too bad, for a lumpy jumper.

by fubarderby June 13, 2004

lumpy rug

When a man is fucking a girl, he pulls out and cums all up in her pubic hair. Then the man rubs it in and makes her leave it there. When it dries and hardens, the bitch now has a lumpy rug.

"I started to go down on this hoe, but when I tried to run my fingers through her pubes, she had the nastiest lumpy rug!"

by Tara Anderson May 17, 2006

Lumpy oatmeal

Similar to a blue waffle but in regards to the anus.

I heard that there one lady has some lumpy oatmeal.

by Bradibulbus June 18, 2011

Lumpy rutherford

When you shit in your pants and a noticeable lump can be seen

Freddy waited in the bathroom line so long he got a lumpy Rutherford

by Dr.nasty cakes October 11, 2017

Lumpy Wonka

When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.

"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"

"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"

"ok don't worry cha feel brah"

by Lumpy Wonkas March 28, 2015

lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.

by oldboyman July 25, 2015

lumpy pancake

A dirty whore or a dirty person who gives $1 blowjobs

Gosh Timmy is such a lumpy pancake!

by Bonesauras March 15, 2017