David loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Loch

Ohr Berish and Sutton

Yo did you see those guys drinking Jager in town they are such lochs

by Tj anonymous July 27, 2022

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

hot loches

A maneuver commonly used by octogeneratic lesbians during the act of scissoring wherein their voracious labias slap feverishly together in a rhythm that is handed down their ancestors. In the event of a successful joining one lesbian will be selected as the Alpha lesbian sheerly based on the deepness of tone made during suction.

The bell are tolling the time for hot loches is at hand.

by Trixieneedsnewbraces69 June 7, 2021

loch fraud

A person who uses the Loch-n-Load in Team Fortress 2 as a crutch, because they cant hit pipes with the Iron Bomber or Grenade Launcher. Loch frauds usually use the weapon to snipe players (medics) from across the map and hit airshots that wouldn't be possible without the loch. They pretend to be good at the game, but in reality they get carried by unlocks.

The term was born sometime in the past year, probably because the Loch-n-Load has become more widely used in competitive.

1: "Artist is my favourite player"
2: "Bro, he's a fuckin' loch fraud, stop glazing"

by filip_tf2 July 9, 2025

Loch

Loch is usually used to describe a person that is lazy and goofy. Sutton spread it around the globe but it was first used for Reyz who's the biggest loch of all.

Reyz your such a loch

by Donperkel June 28, 2022