douche length

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.

15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.

by benthenry April 3, 2015

Team length

When a person who is very lengthy and\or really good at something

James crossed the every living fuck out of Matthew and then slam cammed on Jacob and shouted "Team length" to prove his superiority .

by Cuckatron October 1, 2017

dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

All length no girth

When someone tells a long story that goes no where. So many words so little plot.

I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth

by Lurpinator December 8, 2020

Write a lengthy blog

Euph.
To have a shit.

I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.

by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007

Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

by mattheweb October 12, 2023

Nerd Penis Length

The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)

Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.

by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011