Definitions by benthenry

Taking a Trump

To defecate loudly and with a rancid stench.

John was Taking a Trump and cleared out the bathroom at Walmart. People were gagging all the way to housewares.

Taking a Trump by benthenry May 13, 2026

douche length 

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.

15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.

douche length by benthenry April 3, 2015