laid out

when a girl is sucking your dick and you are about to cum pull out and stomp on her foot, then when she is hopping up and down in pain cum on the floor so she slips and eats shit

"I totally laid out yo mamma last night."

by koolaidkoolaid October 7, 2011

Laid To Rest

When a person dies during sex!

funeral chat (I heard he died while having sex)

funeral chat (Yes and thats what we call Laid To Rest)

by troubledemon February 23, 2010

Laid Chicken

Kool Aid and Fried Chicken, a niggas life and blood.

Last time I had something warm in my stomach, I had Laid Chicken.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Laid back kind of guy

A term used to describe unoriginal North American guys on internet dating web sites.

These guys are probably very nice people, but they don't bring much to the table, as the most interesting way they describe themselves is:

"I'm a laid back kind of guy who likes music, movies, and hanging out with friends."

A laid back kind of guy usually knows the fundamentals of acoustic guitar, loves Dave Matthews Band, and went backpacking in Europe to have sex.

He's cute, but he looks like a laid back kind of guy. He'll probably play Wonderwall on his acoustic to impress me.

by windowseat July 30, 2006

laid hers

a clever way of typing "laters" in an IM to someone.

WutAbOuTDIgGa78: Take it ease
ExcarDONme913: Laid hers

by Tommy Okktane December 30, 2003

laid-back

relaxed and easy-going

He is so laid-back for a security guard.

by Light Joker June 29, 2005

laid back

When a person gets stuff done....... ..... ..... eventually.... .... they are laid back. Someone who is constantly relaxed, and refuses to argue over something that isn't important unless they admit that it isn't important- in that case they'll have a nice, relaxed, argument. Someone who is laid back will never pick a fight, and is never stuck up.

Joe: Is Jason all ticked off that we trashed his house?
Jonny: Nah, he's so laid back that nothing irritates him.

by Otto Von Bismarck January 17, 2006