Lost

Television program that began a few years ago, that people watch as if they were addicted to crack cocaine. The first two or three episodes were very well done, and then they hired chimps and orangutans to write from there on out. The structure of the show follows no coherent logic whatsoever, and any time a continuity error is made, everything is explained as 'time travel' and 'flashbacks' and new subplots are introduced to buy time to figure out how the hell to explain it all. The show is appropriately named "Lost" because anyone trying to figure out what the hell is going on will become lost. Also, if you sat down to watch the entire episode, an Hour of your time would be "Lost" forever. 4 seasons into the show and they still haven't explained anything, yet they have managed to introduce 742 new subplots which they will never be able to explain by the time they cancel the show. You're a fool if you watch the show, ever expecting any answers.

"I sat down to watch Lost and before I knew it chimps and orangutans stole an hour of my life."

by Rhea Maxmood January 30, 2009

lost

An incredibly overrated television show that people become obsessed over just because everyone else is.

"Hey man I got this crazy idea. Okay? So we take this polar bear, an animal native to frozen regions, and we put it on a tropical island!" ABC employee working on Lost.

That's not clever in the slightest bit, if anything, that's seriously retarded. That's the kind of shit you see on PAX.

by I_Hate_Lost November 24, 2006

lost

get horny

Person 1: Dude, i just lost to marrisa.
Person 2: What's new?

by ohhotdamn! April 18, 2010

Lost

One of the worse TV Shows to EVER be shown on US and British Television.

Person 1: Did you see Lost last night? It was sick!

Person 2: Wtf mate.. Why do you watch that bollocks!?

by Nubbin May 12, 2007

lost

When something you had/were in care of (inanimate objects only) were misplaced without any idea where they may be.

Note: never apply to people/animals/cars/jobs...

"I lost my shoe. I can't find it."

Or, from 1999 Academy Award winning American Beauty:
Caroline Burnham "you LOST your job??!"
Lester Burnham: "I didn't LOSE it, it's not like 'whoops, where'd it go?' I QUIT!"

by asteroid smashington April 19, 2009

lost

Whenever the surroundings around you are unfamiliar and you're stumbling around like an idiot:
you're either lost or intoxicated...
...or both.

Also a terrible show on terrible American television.

by Evil Bella November 28, 2004

lost

Really shitty show on ABC, played out by no talent actors.

John: Come on man lets go watch Lost.
David: Dude,what the fuck is wrong with you.

by crayzz February 6, 2007