A particular type of logic commonly used by niggers. The difference between nigger logic and "regular" logic is that arguments using nigger logic are logically deficient. They appear logical at first but on closer inspection they turn out to be totally illogical. Most people with average intelligence can spot nigger logic immediately but most niggers, along with retards of other races, can not.
Nigger Terrence Howard told Elle Magazine that he refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean".
Nigger Terrence Howard told Elle Magazine that he refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean".
Quote (with example of nigger logic):
"If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. "So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
According to this nigger logic, women who use toilet paper do not use wipes. Presence of toilet paper equals absence of wipes = nigger logic.
"If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. "So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
According to this nigger logic, women who use toilet paper do not use wipes. Presence of toilet paper equals absence of wipes = nigger logic.
by Bobby Francisco III January 2, 2009
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He softens when he falls for Veronica Mars, and becomes protective of her.
He softens when he falls for Veronica Mars, and becomes protective of her.
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When a black person tries to explain something, especially why he committed a crime or why he deserves something.
After failing a math test, X mombutha says "Man, my people were slaves once! I deserve an A. You racist."
After failing a math test, X mombutha says "Man, my people were slaves once! I deserve an A. You racist."
At his trial for murder-rape, Rasheed excretia uses nigger logic when he claims "she felt on the nife. That white bitch begged me for my black pipe, then she felt on the nife over and over, 29 times. I sez 'whiite bitch, you drunk, you keep fallin on the nife!"
by Barry from Kenya January 14, 2011
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It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.
by DonPianta November 8, 2009
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A female logan is usually someone who is shy at first glance but is outgoing and loud when you become good enough friends with her. Logan is talented and smart, although sometimes doesn't get noticed when achieving high. Logan is not the average girl you'd meet and is incredibly weird and amazing at the same time. Always try to make friends with a female logan as there are not that many around. She'll definitely be up for partying and horror films on late night
A female logan is usually someone who is shy at first glance but is outgoing and loud when you become good enough friends with her. Logan is talented and smart, although sometimes doesn't get noticed when achieving high. Logan is not the average girl you'd meet and is incredibly weird and amazing at the same time. Always try to make friends with a female logan as there are not that many around. She'll definitely be up for partying and horror films on late night
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A gacha character: I walk quietly with my eyes open and I don't see the person walking in my direction
Another character gacha: Oh, hey, me too.
Both of them: Crash and kiss inadvertently
this is Gacha logic
Another character gacha: Oh, hey, me too.
Both of them: Crash and kiss inadvertently
this is Gacha logic
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some common characteristics of insane troll logic (leaning towards the ridiculous) include...
-complete disregard for the accepted laws of physics
-Extreme ambiguity
-Excessive use or reliance on fallicious arguments.
- non sequitur
-completely absurd sometimes to the point of being ludicrous
some common characteristics of insane troll logic (leaning towards the ridiculous) include...
-complete disregard for the accepted laws of physics
-Extreme ambiguity
-Excessive use or reliance on fallicious arguments.
- non sequitur
-completely absurd sometimes to the point of being ludicrous
Some Examples of the use of Insane troll logic.
Ex 1)
Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
Bedevere:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villagers:
More witches!
Wood!
Bedevere:So, why do witches burn?
Villager: because they're made of wood?
Bedevere:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Does wood sink in water?
Villager: No. No. No, it floats! It floats!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Arthur: A duck!
Bedevere: Exactly. So, logically...
Villager: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Villager: A witch!
Ex 2)
"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?" - Haruhi Suzumiya
(Most of us can reason that crabs have shell's lest they be eaten by predators such as Haruhi Suzumiya)
Ex 1)
Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
Bedevere:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villagers:
More witches!
Wood!
Bedevere:So, why do witches burn?
Villager: because they're made of wood?
Bedevere:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Does wood sink in water?
Villager: No. No. No, it floats! It floats!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Arthur: A duck!
Bedevere: Exactly. So, logically...
Villager: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Villager: A witch!
Ex 2)
"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?" - Haruhi Suzumiya
(Most of us can reason that crabs have shell's lest they be eaten by predators such as Haruhi Suzumiya)
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