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Llama Degree

Llama is a sly way of saying Pussy. So when Nicki Minaj says "llama degree" in "I Wanna Be With You" she is saying she wants a man so good with pussy he has a degree in it.
Alexis: John is a no good motherfucker.
Joanne: Why don't you leave him, girl!
Alexis: Hell no! That nigga has a llama degree!
by MyFaveIsGlobal September 3, 2013
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drama llama

A person who randomly throws their drama on others, in the same way a llama randomly spits.
"Oh no, here comes the drama llama! I haven't finished cleaning up from the last time she spit drama on me!"
by CasKat April 20, 2006
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llama song

the Lyrics of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck

Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck

I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail

Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck

half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck

is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>
yay! Llama song FTW!!!
by wrskft January 2, 2009
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Llamapapa

A title bestowed upon a proud llama rancher who is respected by the local farming community for successfully farming such an unusual animal. A llamapapa upholds the responsibility to educate his community about the practical applications of llama wool as well as the llama's ability to guard sheep and goats from dogs and coyotes.

"Llamapapa" represents the masculine form and is to be used in the general sense of the term, the feminine form is "llamamama".
Ethan: Howdy Travis. Say you gonna run for FFA president this year?

Travis: Hell yeah, someone's gotta give that llamapapa some competition.
by llamapapa July 14, 2010
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llama penis

A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.
Last night, I fucked a llama penis.
by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017
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llama-sita-strike-force-five

A) n: A hand gesture in which you form a llama using the 3rd and 4th fingers as the top of the mouth, thumb as the jaw and two ears consisting of the 1st and 5th fingers. Then, swaying the hand alluringly, you smack the person suddenly with an open palm while they are still trying to figure out what your doing.
B) vt: Something done to a really ugly child.
exasperated girlfriend/teacher: "i told you security does'nt want you here anymore!"
boyfriend, clearly ignoring girlfriend: "damn that child is ugly. hang on, papa bears gotta llama-sita-strike-force-five that bitch..."
by lazystupidandcorrupt August 12, 2007
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llamazing

something that is incredibly awesome. Awesome like a llama.
Dani and Anna came to school one day looking extra fierce and amazing.
"wow you guys look llamazing today!"
by llamaste October 27, 2011
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