get laid

"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...

There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.

by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015

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laid off

to get fired or canned, because the company cannot afford a certain amount of employees.

Nancy Huff: Now as you all know our oldest son brennan will be living with us after he got let go from his job at petsmart
Brennan Huff: I wasnt fired, i was laid off, but you wouldnt know the difference

by talzaiet January 21, 2009

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Laid back

The word laid back has been used a lot in New Zealand. Many Kiwis call themselves are laid back. But I just call it lazy. The main reason they are laid back is they are too fat to move.

Laid back

by James Pig September 3, 2009

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Flying Landshark

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.

"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"

by J Bornberg December 22, 2004

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