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Lagasse alarm

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.
The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.
by G. Sherman August 10, 2003
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Lasse

A guy so otherworldly intelligent, that people around him think he's a nobody, but in his head he has the secrets of the universe.
You see that guy over there? I bet he's a Lasse.
by Cr3nzer June 20, 2015
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laissez-foose

The let-alone principles of fooseball.
Setting up your defensive fooseball players in a strategic position, switching both hands to offense, and letting your fooseball players handle the defense for you.

This situation is described as laissez-foose.
by Jon Peterson March 11, 2006
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liverpool lass

Liverpool Lass was made patron saint of the internet in 2007. The caring shown towards others and her selfless posting of Angels and words of comfort to those less fortuneate than herself is truly awe-inspiring and has spawned many fans throughout forums across the web.
Her advancing years (her age is guessed to be mid fifties) has given her a multitude of wisdom and caring beyond all others.
Kangaroo's everywhere rejoiced after Liverpool Lass came out on their side following the Austrailian governments decision to cull the kangaroo population.
by Guardalupe Gazongas December 27, 2008
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laissez faire pimping

n. Describes a person that is able to get many girls without actively pursuing. The pimp is able to let the ladies come to him by being desirable at their first meeting.
Mat, practicing laissez faire pimping, scored many girls with little effort.
by John V January 21, 2006
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Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012
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lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.
Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.
by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009
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