klincaprius

The state of being above excellence, something outstanding.

The man playing football was Klincaprius at the sport.

by DefinitionGuy22 November 7, 2023

Klinking

A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

or

"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"

by CAPM November 7, 2011

Kinkaid

A rich prep school where people are addicted to Fortnite, Instagram, and internet trends.

Regular Kid: Lasagna
Kinkaid kid: hIT tHE wOAh jAMeS chArLEs iS MY dAd

by Jawalrus124 May 12, 2019

Klink

1. Immediately passing out after partaking in any type of mind altering activity, eg. smoking weed, drinking, popping pills, etc.
2. Generally bitching out while everyone else continues to party.

We got so high last night and watched Katt Williams, except for Clayton... he Klinked out on us.

by M4V3R!CK September 10, 2010

Klinker

The Anal hair usually found in males.

Fry up my klinkers and eat them for breakfast.

by Hatchin May 13, 2005

Klinker

A turd dropped into the toilet bowel that makes a sound.

I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.

by Klinker March 19, 2005

Klinky

When a woman's clitoris is exceeding all standards in size, length and firmness; and resemble a small penis. Klinky is a combination of the words "dinky" and "clot" (see: alternative spelling "clunky")

"Man, I got my hands in her pants and I swear he had a klinky!"

"No ma'am you should not take steroids. You will end up with a klinky."

by MrFantastik May 4, 2014