by Parisluver101 May 13, 2017
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Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.
This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.
This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Don't pass this girl up!
If you found her, keep her!
Don't pass this girl up!
If you found her, keep her!
by Paterax October 2, 2022
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When two girls perform oral sex on a man. One licking the sphincter and other stroking and sucking the cock.
by pumptruck February 23, 2011
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Jess, I love you so much and if you see this I promise to love you and be there for you in the best and worst of times
so much love from your lil yog nog
Jess, I love you so much and if you see this I promise to love you and be there for you in the best and worst of times
so much love from your lil yog nog
person 1: that girl is a Jessica Kilby Jago
person 2: nah, nobody's like her because nobody compares to her
person 2: nah, nobody's like her because nobody compares to her
by yog_nog3000 June 4, 2019
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He has friends inside of school but outside of school the only friends he has are video games and music. No he doesn't listen to the basic songs that play on the radio, he rocks out to metal and rock that fits his dark persona.
Even though he is shy and quiet, that doesn't mean he stays out of trouble. 97% of the time he doesn't care about anything so he usually stays up late playing video games, not doing homework.
He is a tough nut to crack but when you get to know him he's a bright person with a brilliant mind. There aren't many Kilaks out there so if you meet one make sure to keep them close.
He has friends inside of school but outside of school the only friends he has are video games and music. No he doesn't listen to the basic songs that play on the radio, he rocks out to metal and rock that fits his dark persona.
Even though he is shy and quiet, that doesn't mean he stays out of trouble. 97% of the time he doesn't care about anything so he usually stays up late playing video games, not doing homework.
He is a tough nut to crack but when you get to know him he's a bright person with a brilliant mind. There aren't many Kilaks out there so if you meet one make sure to keep them close.
by neveah ray November 26, 2013
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