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by starryhyuck May 6, 2019
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Kevin Matisyn

A wonderful singer that was the original vocalist for Evans Blue. A few years ago he was voted out of the band by that pricks that thought they knew better than him. He joined up with Tim Huskinson from Framing Hanley to form Parabelle. Parabelle released the two disc debut A summit Borderline and A Drop Oceanic. The band then suffered from extensive lineup changes. After they changed a few times, they got back together and released Reassembling the Icons. This cd was released Independent, yet still managed to release 8th on the charts, a feat very rarely achieved. Currently he is writing new music and touring with parabelle.
Kevin Matisyn once sang for Evans Blue, but those guys sck ever since they kicked him out.
Kevin Matisyn is now the singer of Parabelle and they are fucking awesome!
Kevin Matisyn has an amazing voice.
by CoconutCoconutX January 2, 2011
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Kevin Durant

Leaving a losing team to go to a winning team and being a little bitch
Cody: "My team is so bad I want to Kevin Durant"
Anthony: "It's ok bro I'm a Kevin Durant too"
Nathan: "Everyone calls me a Kevin Durant"
by babyfaceassassin July 5, 2016
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Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.
Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.
by Kramerk September 15, 2009
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kelvintism

An extreme case of autism where six whole chromosomes are missing and temper tantrums, anger issues, and mental retardation is obvious.
Melvin has an extreme case of kelvintism
by kelvintismattendme May 3, 2015
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Kevin de León

(noun, proper)Kevin de Leon is the pseudonym for Kevin Alexander Leon, a California state senator who gained fame for his "ghost gun" video in which he strung together scary sounding words into technical gibberish to justify restricting voter's rights.

(verb) to "de León" is to string together gibberish in an attempt to overcome your listener's mental processes and evoke an emotional response instead of a rational one.
"Did that senator just string together a bunch of scary sounding words to try to bullshit us?"
"Yup, he pulled a Kevin de León"

"Hey, what is it called when someone strings together bullshit?"
"It's called 'de Leóning' something"
by Skua September June 20, 2018
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Kevin Syndrome

Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."
Oh dear, I think Naveah has Kevin Syndrome. Quick, get rid of all bread in the house!
by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018
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