Kemren is very funny
by JADEN 🤘🏾❤️🔥 January 31, 2022
Get the kemren mug.Loving, Kind & Carring, girl. Is normally short and ginger. Usaully comes from russia. Randomly moo's, and make loud noices out of no where. Will never play the guy shes with. And usaully falls for guys fast. Hates being played, and will get back at you 2x harder. Loves sex. Love guys that are douche bags. Biggest stoner out there, and is always down the party. Loves making fun of jews and thier yanicas... When it comes to her friends she will fuck anyone up if they fuck with em. She hates most girls. Loves boys. Is normally a juggalette.
by Richanduh dumeass July 3, 2011
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Get the Kerenza mug.A special type of the (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) also known as the modern human, this specimen has a limited vocabulary, only being capable of speaking words like "refund, manager, and free", while being able to parrot some other words. They are an extremely demanding specimen who are ill mannered, short tempered and are best kept at a safe distance, and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them in the wild should make sure to keep a good distance from them if possible. Should you be unlucky enough to encounter one while possessing a job in the service industry, the best way to deal with them is to follow your training, remaining calm at all times and if the situation doesn’t sort itself, get backup from a manager.
*Karen at the clothes store*
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: I’m sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Men’s wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldn’t make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well I’m sorry but we can’t give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be able to see one in the wild, it’s amazing how she can actually act like that, I would’ve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
by Mikkebak July 24, 2021
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by Donald Ducks bestMan September 13, 2017
Get the Keylen mug.the act of cockblocking person whether it be repeating a word over and over again or just being awkwardly silent in an unwanted place at an unwanted time. ususally leads to getting kicked out.
that bitch just kearened the shit outta me. He sat there while I had my hands in her pants and out of nowhere he started pushing her nose and saying jejejeje I'm a Mexican.
by James P.P Tenderballs September 24, 2011
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Keyran is the name of a pretty softhearted guy who deserves the world.
Keyran is the name of a pretty softhearted guy who deserves the world.
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