Orange Journalism

Any news article verified as fake news.

That news anchor said that Auschwitz was not a death camp; that's some orange journalism, right there.

by ManChildMan February 4, 2017

stoner journal

A journal of the random thoughts and ideas that come to you when you're high.

I read my stoner journal this morning from last night and I couldn't remember any of it.

by Mike TG April 5, 2007

Dream Journal

A recollection of the dreams and memories from periods of REM sleep. These memories are generally clearest shortly after awakening and are encouraged to be recorded in this time period. A dream journal is usually a black composition notebook with pen or pencil tucked inside of it, located between the mattress and the box spring of the bed. Some people believe that keeping a dream journal will increase their chance of dream lucidity. Others keep a dream journal for the sake of entertainment or introspection

Dalton (reading a dream journal): "May 3, 2010 - May 4, 2010 "Last night I dreamt that I was at a party when the furniture turned into nutella. Shortly thereafter, my horny sex girlfriend showed up wearing nothing but a smile!"
Spencer: Shit man! Good thing you keep a dream journal or that epic dream would have been lost in the monotony of day-to-day life!

by DirtyHops May 25, 2010

Journal Scare

A nickname for the generally charming Journal Square neighborhood of Jersey City that highlights its more unsavory elements.

"Can you believe that 5 police officers were shot the other night in Journal Scare?"

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

journaling fatigue

the abandoning of any true use or productivity in a journal or other written medium because too much time, energy, and anxiety have been poured into making pretty layouts.

Trish's future log, monthly log, and daily logs all have adorable colorful kittens drawn in all the margins, but she now has too much journaling fatigue to actually use her new Bullet Journal.

by Demo318 January 5, 2019

Journalist/Newspaper columnist

Historically; knowledgeable, articulate people upon whom the population relied for informative and accurate news of the day: modern; generally, people who had difficulty achieving a C+ average in their studies. —D.Mar

Journalist/Newspaper columnist of today are now characterized by extreme envy and a capacity for dissembling and dishonesty beyond description. —D.Mar

by Electric Ave April 10, 2020

man-journal

A male friend to whom with whom you can share your deepest secrets.

I really feel like I can tell Chad anything because he's my man-journal.

by Jack843 November 26, 2007