by Jaran Pantic December 23, 2008
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Most jochkins are only capable of providing q-gasms during bed-play and other intimate encounters with women. In addition, they commonly present with Little Peen syndrome.
A jochkin should not be confused with a midget; they are much more similar to primordial dwarfs.
Most jochkins are only capable of providing q-gasms during bed-play and other intimate encounters with women. In addition, they commonly present with Little Peen syndrome.
A jochkin should not be confused with a midget; they are much more similar to primordial dwarfs.
Oh my god! She TOTALLY hooked up with the jochkin from the bar last night! Can you believe it? He's so tiny it must have been like saddling Barbaro (may he rest in peace) and riding her right down the Yellow Brick Road to the land of 'O's.
If I were she, I would have pleaded with Glenda for a broken leg and begged to put out of my misery rather than suffer the shame of finishing the Bed Derby with a jochkin in tow.
If I were she, I would have pleaded with Glenda for a broken leg and begged to put out of my misery rather than suffer the shame of finishing the Bed Derby with a jochkin in tow.
by MMW December 31, 2008
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by dnnjnjdgvrf December 19, 2018
Get the Joach mug.Mostly a really dumb and ugly person, very lazy and only eats. Doesn’t really have a life and his or her parents most likely hate him or her.
by Ghina ha October 24, 2020
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A beautiful kind-hearted person who cares deeply about others. They’re always open to new adventures and they love to share what have with others. Their level of intelligence is beyond imagination. Jochebeds are sometimes quiet but they can be really loud and funny when they want to be. They are also very loving people so be nice to them, and they will be nice to you as well.
by Yyye November 24, 2021
Get the Jochebed mug.A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.
Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.
Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.
Smells really bad.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.
Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.
Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.
Smells really bad.
by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022
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