The best and most awesomest and handsome and coolest and the best looking guy in the wholeeeeeee wideeeeeeee wolrddddd he is a fortnite pro and can full box anyone that comes in his path and he has the most prettiest and perfect girlfriend in the wholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wideeeeeeeeee universe
by Chewpa mi junk January 28, 2024

A gay guy with a bestfriend named Ximena, he lost weight and now thinks he’s the main character always trying to show off the fact that he gets on his knees for fun.
Wait your name is Josue?
Yes and what about it peasant?!
You’re my idol because you’re the ✨main character✨
Yes and what about it peasant?!
You’re my idol because you’re the ✨main character✨
by Whosthatrandomdude November 22, 2021

Josue Velarde is a man who you just want to hop in bed with. A man who can get you horny In a second, one glance of this hot and you will be begging for a buttfuck.
by Mr Gordon October 16, 2021

To brown nose their BJJ coach at any opportunity. To lie. To be an absolute cunt with no chance of redemption, an actual piece of worthless shit everyone hates.
A Josu for sure 👃🏾
by NorthSouth69 February 29, 2024

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by Marisol Garcia. October 15, 2019

The best man to ever exist, his kind Royale, and sends me paragraphs every day/night idk what I did to deserve him beto If ur reading this I love you so much<3
Josue is amazing
by Bitaniya November 22, 2021
