Joseane

A beautiful person, as beautiful from the inside as from the outside, special in her own way. A Joseane is someone who makes other people happy, just by her presence. It may sometimes seem as if a Joseane has superpowers, for she can make a person's day good in a blink of an eye. Her middlename is trustworthy and she is the best thing that can ever happen to a person.

Oh my God, she is such a Joseane!

by Miloslav January 2, 2014

Joscelyn

The most understanding, sweetest, and deepest, old soul you will meet. She has a bunch of her own problems, so don't judge her from the first moment you meet her. She always listens to your problems and will stay up on the phone with you till 2 am, but not later, cause nothing good happens past 2 am ;) She has AMAZING hair that everybody wants and looks good in any hairstyle. She is the most trusting girl you will ever meet, so don't worry about trusting her with a secret. Once you meet her, she's a little modest, but once you get to know her, she will become one of your best friends. However, she can get a little annoying sometimes, but hey, don't we all? Also, she loves potatoes, cats, and apparently owls...

Dude 1" Hey is that a cat-loving potato?"
Dude 2"Nah, that's just a Joscelyn..."

by your local lesbo June 3, 2017

Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Jose

Yes, it's one of the most hispanic common names. Besides that, its the definition of a guy who is beyond amazing, handsome, sweet, adorable, caring, funny, dorky and much more. He can be slow at times, but it doesn't matter. He's oh so unique, and isn't like many other guys.

G: "Hey, what's that guy's name?"
Kay: "That's a Jose!"
G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose!"

by Fluffy286 January 22, 2012

Dirty Jose

When a girl is getting gangbanged by 2 guys and they decided to nut in both of her ears

Me and my boy were gangbanging this chick and we gave her a dirty Jose

by Mushroom chode January 19, 2019

joseangel

He's the sweetest guy. always there for you. joseangel's tend to have a high self esteem. very loyal. They are very passionate people and will love someone with all of their heart. Joseangel's usually have a hard time expressing themselves and trusting people.never let joseangel down. he's SOOO nice, and some people will take advantage of this. its hard to find people like joseangel. he has a nice body, and is very hot. you'll be lucky to date him, and you'll never meet a better guy than him so hold on to him!!

person 1: joseangel is sooo nice!
person 2: omg hes so cute too
joseangel is the best boyfriend!

by TheRealestFacts April 19, 2018

Josef

Boy with a massive cock especially in tight blue jeans. Just... dreamy boii.

By looking at his cock I can tell his name is Josef.

by Eva Křenková+Josef K. April 12, 2020