Saint Joes

An all girls school in Cleveland, Ohio. A school filled with whores, nic addicts, and future housewives. A school where seeing 2 girls walk out of the same stall is almost normal. The freshman hallway always stinks, the bathrooms smell like mint pods and asshole, the lunch lady hates her job and the janitors probably do meth. Go to Joes if you want your self confidence and your standards to drop lower then the minority rate there, because being deprived from boys means they will literally fuck anything. GO JAGS!!!!

Did you see her boyfriend??? You can tell she goes to Saint Joes.

by biodegradablebitches October 29, 2019

Jobe

Jobe is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is super caring and loving. He always forgives you and gives you many chances. He is very considerate and not selfish in anyway. Anybody to get to know Jobe is very lucky and blessed to have Jobe in their lives.

“Jobe is awesome”

by Vannessa louis November 24, 2019

jobs a fish

used when you've done a good job or you are happy with something

you have just finished your day at work. 'Jobs a fish'

by Tom Parkinson May 4, 2004

Jobsworth

Jobsworth's have evolved from the formerly limited scope of their disorder. Often a low-ranking member of staff, a jobsworth will follow procedure and dictat to the letter, believing their responsibility to be all-encompassing and of potentially international importance. This only refers to cases where that instruction has come from their line manager; any other request will be met with a dismissive 'not in my job description' or will require confirmation, in writing, before it can be done. A jobsworth always seeks to cover his/her own arse and as such will record and minute every request or job done, and will always have a trail of evidence for the most menial to the most important of tasks, though responsibility will never lead back to them.

Jobsworth behaviour can also maniest itself in someone more senior who anally keeps to script on every task and project, often based around analysis and control of other people's work Risk Management, Issue Analysis for example), and who uses the phrase "As we have discussed" and "Further to our conversation yesterday, you agreed...", copying in their and your manager 'for reference' when in reality it's to cover their back should anything go wrong, thus meaning they will not take any responsibility and you'll be left looking like a mug.

"If you follow the email trail below, you will note that I asked my colleague to complete the letter by Thursday, and to send it on that day. You will also note that I followed up this email on the Friday with a further mail, and although there was an email to me on the Friday afternoon stating that the letter would not be ready, I had left the office to go to cake-making and French-embroidery class, so did not receive it in good time. It was in any case not my responisbility as you will have seen from the email trail."

"The frigging jobsworth totally stitched me up. He pulled up some long email trail but didn't even mention that I'd told the jobbo twat on Thursday I wouldn't be able to finish it in time because of the accident with the lawnmower"

by Oli CC February 3, 2009

jobs

In professional wrestling, someone who deliberately loses to another wrestler. A "jobber" is someone who almost always loses to other wrestlers.

It was a sad day for hulkamaniacs everywhere when Hulk Hogan jobbed to Goldberg.

by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005

jobern

An insane, hyper, loud, crazy, stupid, beautiful, amazing, talented, athletic, perfect, asian girl. A jobern is a lover, not a fighter, and she'll ALWAYS be there for you. She's so much fun and always brings life to everything. And she makes an AMAZING best friend.

How does jobern have so much energy?

by coolmoney July 1, 2011

Jobsworth

That prick who sticks to the rules of his job no matter what

That jobsworth wouldn’t let me on the bus because I forgot my oyster

by UtterWAnkstain0161 July 9, 2018