jeremy clarkson

A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.

Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.

by random ass dude who is sexayyy January 21, 2015

Jeremy

Jeremy is a downright awesome guy. He's smart, funny, and a great friend. He's handsome and a bit of a heartbreaker.

The name Jeremy is also often given to a male who is born with a big brain/penis.

Guy: Damn, I wish I was like Jeremy!

Girl: Who's that hot new guy at school? I think half the girls have fallen for him already!
Friend: He's Jeremy.

by ASpasticTurtle December 6, 2012

Jewelya

Jewelya is an incredibly funny and genuine person. One look at her will make you never want to look away. She charms people with her sense of humor and her care free attitude. Jewelya is family oriented and cares deeply for those who are closest to her. She is an incredibly adventurous person who loves to explore and find new places.

"Hey have you seen Jewelya today? She looks absolutely stunning"

by Thatonecuteguy May 14, 2018

Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.

A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

Jewey

A short describing word for something that is Jewish or Jew like..

"In your Jewey Face!"

"That's a little bit Jewey.."

"Mitch and Sarah are Jewey!!"

by Weeeena July 1, 2012

jeremypfp

the cool mutual that has that one favourite sound

live laugh jeremypfp i love you

have you heard of jeremypfp? theyre so cool omg
yes! i love them they are my fav mutual <3

by sqlveoncos May 18, 2022

Jeremy Petrachonis

Abstract Artist, who’s known as the “The Abstract Rocker,” due to his lifestyle and appearance.

If you’re looking for the real deal, as an artist, in the modern era, then look no further than Jeremy Petrachonis! His work is incredible! Absolute mindfuck!

by TheMarkedMan666 March 7, 2020