jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz May 13, 2005

Tear Jerker

To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.

Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.

by DWright March 30, 2007

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.

I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.

by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009

Jeder

The best asian kid, in Cali<3

To charm girls.

jeder ugly,jeder pretty,jeder beautiful

by Bicutoria March 30, 2009

Tear Jerker

When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz

Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry

Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.

by Shogun of Skanks October 29, 2010

Jender

A word used on tumblr to describe Jensen Ackles’s gender presentation, particularly when he was younger. Many people compare him to a butch lesbian, and admire his androgyny. This term is used by mostly AFAB non binary and trans folk, who feel gender envy towards his appearance. A photo of young Jensen wherein he looks very feminine can be captioned “Jender” or “Jenvy”. The latter is a combination of Jender and envy.

Jensen looks so jender in season 1 of supernatural. You can see his delicate features and eyelashes really well. I wish I could have the Jender.

by caramelle January 6, 2021

Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

by D Flawless December 23, 2019