JAG

A word popularised on the messageboards of UK music website Drowned in Sound to describe a post purporting to be from a fan of a band, when in fact it is a friend of the band, or the band themselves, attempting to promote their music.
JAG is a 'DiSism'.

'that was a blatant JAG'
'Stop JAG-ing about Craine'

by PINGU THE GREAT June 18, 2008

jag

a state of intoxication; to be buzzed or drunk

He was already all jag when he showed up at the party.

by J-style June 03, 2005

jag

According to Webster and my experience in Iowa, this is a drinking spree.

Lets get that jag on!

by ewhogg March 17, 2007

Jagged

Really lame or gay. Could be a situation you're in. Word originates from looking at the bottom of a reebok shoe seeing a jagged sole- this is seen as very homosexual.

John: I really wanna do something today and get out of school...
Marcus: yeah man i agree this school has been so jagged recently.

Example 2

Bob: That girl over there is so hot, you reckon i should go in for it?
Dave: Yeah shes hot but i spoke to her earlier and she was well jagged, i reckon shes a proper nerd.

by therealurbandictionary July 18, 2009

jagged

(pronounced as the past tense of jag, not jag-ged)
Past the point of drunkenness; inhebriated.

Ho brah I was soooo jagged last night!

by iriesyren May 11, 2005

jag

1. a drinking spree

2. any spree or spell

3. a Jaguar automobile

Don't waste your birthday by using it as a n excuse to go out on a jag.

by The Return of Light Joker November 07, 2010

jags

Just Ate Gotta Sleep

As in..."man, I got the jags after bingeing on all of that food"

by adcockk September 18, 2007