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Jewmidifier

Portable humidifier for hypochondriac jewish guy in your office.
"Look at all the steam coming over the cubile...oh yeah, that's the jewmidifier.""Spit on it!"
by tonic50 May 28, 2013
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Jewjitsu'd

To get robbed, ripped off, or to be financially taken advantage of. A variation of getting Jewed usually referred to if done by force but can also be used if someone outsmarts or hustles you.
Shmuck1: Dude Sally Schwartzanucker totally jewjitsu'd me!
Shmuck2: How So?
Shmuck1: she told me she would sell me an amazon firestick for only twenty bucks so I sent her the guap and she literally send me a stick from the amazon that was on fire!
Shmuck2: Wow she's clever while still being honest, that's a rarity these days, lemme get her digits
Shmuck1: I called her to try and get my money back but the numbers disconnected.
by NoBull ServeAnt June 13, 2018
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jeemit

He is a very loving person and a lovable one too. He is very attractive. He doesn't have a ot friends but the ones he has love him a lot. if you get a jeemit you're very lucky.
he- Jeemit
by sam_18 November 23, 2021
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jesmita

Tbh , it's is the name of the one who is childish, irritating but cute , dramatic, innocent . And as it is derived from the flower jasmine they are always charming and beautiful. The meaning of Jesmita is " pure soul, meaning of life, brave "
I saw Jesmita doing her homework correctly
by Jesmita November 23, 2021
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Jewnitials

When your initials are J.E.W. But you are not of Jewish decent
He he has jewnitials His initials are J.E.W. But he isn’t even actually Jewish
by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021
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Jewdition

The act of a Jewish person doing their form of math favoring their own personal financial gain
He did one for me two for him that’s jewdition (Jewish addition)
by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021
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Jewmie Dimon

The CEO of GayPMorgan and Chase, a rich Harvard jew douchebag who makes billions so he can bang all da hot biches!
Jewmie Dimon went to Harvard and then his Jewish ass got rich and famous and banged hot biches
by D Flawless April 7, 2023
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