Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023

Jarsh

Someone who tries to fix something and will have shit took apart faster than you can fucking blink, but is too damn dumb to put it back together. Won't listen to shit, Would literally fuck up a log wagon.

I told them that I had to work on the weedeater, next thing I know the mother fucker had it tore all to hell and can't find the parts, doesn't even know where they go or what they do. Fucking Jarsh.

by Jacqueline Quantavious Jackson January 14, 2026