Tab illusion

When someone is supposed to be writing something and isn't, yet leaves one tab open in his/her browser that relates to what he's supposed to be doing, making it appear as if the person is actually doing something. I'm doing it right now

Person 1: Isn't John supposed to be writing a cross-analysis on the early philosophers? Why are all these facebook and youtube pages open?

Person 2: But look, his current tab is a Wikipedia entry on Plato

Person: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the tab illusion

by Nakedsteve4u November 19, 2010

including moderation

Moderation in all things, including moderation, sometimes it is permissible to go hog wild!

We're really going to party at ROAR TIME after exams, moderation including moderation!

by I, Wreckerrr July 29, 2021

elliptical illusion

The outward appearance of exercise by someone using a certain piece of gym equipment while, in reality, that person has failed to achieve more than a resting heart rate because of a preoccupation with talking on the telephone, sending text messages, or reading.

Mary's hour-long workout on that machine in the gym was just an elliptical illusion; she talked on the phone the whole time and didn't break a sweat.

by Time Enough At Last December 1, 2010

lululemon-illusion

An illusion yoga pants created causing a flat booty-ed person's back side to appear more curvy and voluptuous than it would in normal attire.

note: lululemon is an athletic brand that specializes in yoga pants

Chet: Dayum I didn't realize Sara had such an ass on her!
Chad: Nah man! It's a lululemon-illusion! That girl's ass is flatter than a pancake.

by Just Curly September 3, 2016

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by Tecocraft Admin November 30, 2021

human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.

Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."

by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010

inclusivity

The exclusion of men. Especially white men.

We need to have more inclusivity here, all of you white men get out to make more space for the wamen.

by Dovahscrub August 13, 2019