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Hornyness

When horny, non-native people try to write 'horniness' and fail miserably.
Tim: My hornyness is reaching sky
Jessica: You mean horniness?
Tim: Wait, it isn't with a y?
Jessica: Your stupid
Tim: You're*
by StressedAnxiety February 5, 2022
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horny

the feeling you’ll get after reading this
when a woman’s pussy turns into an ocean and a mans cock turns into a rock
sarah put on a sexy dress and got horny just looking at herself. she hopped in her car and drove over to the club. she sat down at the bar and..
“hey wanna dance?” a man asked sarah
“sure” sarah said. she looked at his pants and saw a bulge. she took his hand, rubbing her pussy against his cock.

“what’s ur name?” sarah asked
“josh” he replied
“let’s go to the bathroom” she said. they went to the bathroom, locked the door and josh pinned her against the wall and started kissing her.
“she pushed him off and said

“let’s go to my place.”

10 minutes later..
sarah and josh were in the car when suddenly he felt a hand grab his dick and started giving it a handjob until it squirted. when they got to sarah’s apartment, they stripped and started fucking.

“eat me” sarah moaned. she spread her legs and josh got in between them and stuck his warm tongue in her wet pussy. sarah moaned and josh started going faster. josh pulled away and stuck his tongue in her mouth so she could taste her own cum.

“it’s ur turn now”, josh said, “get down on ur knees and suck it”
sarah grasped josh’s cock in her hand and shoved it in her mouth. while sarah was practically choking on josh’s 10” cock, he was rubbing and squeezing her tits. she got up from sucking cock, ran to her dresser and pulled out a vibrating cock ring that she was saving just for this. josh slipped it on and turned it on. then he slipped his dick in sarah’s soaking wet pussy as she let out the loudest moan she had ever done.
by hornybitch<3 November 24, 2020
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Hornyia

A hornyia is when you hurt you penis skin while masturbating or getting a hand job.
Matt: Dude, I got a hornyia when I was spanking the monkey last night.
Camden: Me too but from the hooker behind the library.
by communist killer May 16, 2013
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horny as a rabbit

The state of being in constant need of sexual pleasure;Wanting to always have sexual intercourse
Charlie is horny as a rabbit...man always needs to needs to some
by art genius April 4, 2016
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Horny Helen

A grandmother who is wanting to bone your grandpa
I visited my grandpa at the assisted living facility last Thursday, and I walked in the room just to see a Horny Helen from two doors down going to town on old Gramps.
by Cray Cray J July 23, 2019
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Mall Harpy

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."
"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."
by Chick Geek April 10, 2009
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Hella horny

When someone cuddles you without your shirt on.
Damn that wud make me hella horny😂😂😂😂
by Literallyaniggr June 12, 2018
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