Hoop-tail

A word which describes the time period as to when a "Hoopstache" has grown to a certain length, that it can by tied into a pony-tail.

Dude, the other day, Sarah was getting out the shower, and her hoop-tail got caught in the shower curtain. We had to cut it off and she was devastated, she'd been growing it for 3 years now.

by charlie super awesome smith August 15, 2009

Hoop Fit

Hoop fit is someone that has toned body from playing basketball.

"Damn, she is fine and she is hoop fit!"
"he took his shirt off, and he was so hoop fit"

by JamieDS March 20, 2010

hot hoop

a burning asshole from taking a shit after eating spicy food

also a fantasy football nerd

Donnie will definitely have a hot hoop after eating all of those wings.

by Philip Rivers January 7, 2014

hooky

Absence without leave; truancy.

All John does is play hooky from school and stay home & do drugs.

by illEATurHARTout March 12, 2004

hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park

Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"

by MistahTom November 25, 2005

Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do

A good way for Queen Fans to annoy their boring friends. This reference is from Headlong by Queen

Person a- Man I just failed my test

Person b- Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do
Person a- Are you even listening?

by Mr Fahrenheit 😘 October 15, 2019

Hooplife

Hooplife® is a basketball brand based in the United States of America. Hooplife® first came onto the scene in the mid-2000's when a few of the products were featured in Slam and Dime Magazine (two prominent, national basketball magazines for basketball players and enthusiasts). Hooplife® manufactures and sells apparel, athletic bags, uniforms, footwear, headwear, basketballs, basketball goals, basketball equipment and accessories that compete directly against Nike, Adidas, Under Armor, etc... Hooplife® also offers services in the field of basketball training, basketball tournaments and leagues. Based in San Antonio, Texas you can find out more about the Hooplife® brand at www.hooplifebrand.net or search "Hooplife Brand" in your internet browser.

I just received my Hooplife basketball in the mail today.

by balling1974 December 4, 2019