She’s Hoevid-19 a bitch that spreads so quickly and easily that she should come with her own health warning
Bruv she spreads so fast she’s Hoevid-19. Most people have had it and don’t want it again. thats why her chuffs like a wizards sleeve.
by Tattoo Paul Official December 2, 2021
Get the She’s Hoevid-19 mug.lauren conrad (of mtv's the hills)ex-best friend. she currently dates spencer pratt. their relationship is the source for the termination of lauren and heidi's friendship. heidi apparently works at bolthouse studios in l.a. as an event coordinator. she is from bute crest colorado and has a brother and sister.
during the summer of 2007 heidi under went a rhinoplasty and a breast enhancement. fortunately her cup size went from a negative A to a C. needless to say she was thrilled.
despite losing all of her friends for spencer pratt (who frosts his tips), she tries to seem confidant in life.
she makes for great drama on the hills, although this drama is probably not real.
during the summer of 2007 heidi under went a rhinoplasty and a breast enhancement. fortunately her cup size went from a negative A to a C. needless to say she was thrilled.
despite losing all of her friends for spencer pratt (who frosts his tips), she tries to seem confidant in life.
she makes for great drama on the hills, although this drama is probably not real.
heidi montag:we saw lauren and her abusive ex boyfriend jason at ketchup last night.
elodie (a co-worker):hmm..(not seeming to care) what did you do?
heidi:we sent over drinks to feel out the waters, you know?
elodie: no i dont know. you used to be friends with lauren, aurdina adn whitney. what happened whith that? you lost all of your friends?
heidi:uhh uah waht?
elodie:IT'S SO SAD.
elodie (a co-worker):hmm..(not seeming to care) what did you do?
heidi:we sent over drinks to feel out the waters, you know?
elodie: no i dont know. you used to be friends with lauren, aurdina adn whitney. what happened whith that? you lost all of your friends?
heidi:uhh uah waht?
elodie:IT'S SO SAD.
by sconnie lady December 2, 2007
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Get the Heidi mug.An amazing girl. She is confident, beautiful, unique, honest, caring, and lovable. She may be aloof sometimes, but that's because she doesn't want any friends that are bitches. Once she opens up to you, though, she will become your best friend. She is very smart and has the best advice around.
Lily: OMG I have a major problem! :(
Katie: I'm all ears, but you should ask Heidi. She gives the best advice!
Lily: But I barely know her.
Katie: Trust me. One hour with her and you'll be her best friend.
Katie: I'm all ears, but you should ask Heidi. She gives the best advice!
Lily: But I barely know her.
Katie: Trust me. One hour with her and you'll be her best friend.
by beautifulismyname October 20, 2011
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To "heidi" is to be incorrect in the performance of a simple task.
To consistently perform incorrectly.
To be incorrect in the knowledge of a common fact.
To "heidi" is to be incorrect in the performance of a simple task.
To consistently perform incorrectly.
To be incorrect in the knowledge of a common fact.
Jonathan heidis when he eats a hamburger with a fork.
Susan is a heidi when she loses at go-fish three times in a row.
You are a heidi when you think happy is spelled with only one "p" (hapy)
Susan is a heidi when she loses at go-fish three times in a row.
You are a heidi when you think happy is spelled with only one "p" (hapy)
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Get the Heidi mug.Heidi you are amazing, you love turtles, and you have a cute gap in your teeth. If you are reading this, I hope you know who you are! Love, somebody xx ;)
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