Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

handimacced

To be handicapped from the Microsoft world using a Mac computer.

Can you export the list to excel for me on your PC? I'm handimacced.

by Lamonster717 December 22, 2009

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff

OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please

by never99 February 2, 2021

Hessel Handi

When you travel from Tolono to Hessel Park just to rub one out to the kids playing on the splash pad.

Hey, did you see the school board president giving himself the Hessel Handi the other day.

God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.

by Tolonoman July 23, 2022

handicrapper

A fully mobile person who prefers to use the larger handicapped stalls in restrooms.

Wheelchair Bob really needs to drop a deuce, but there's a handicrapper in the stall.

by thomas hooverbagel July 23, 2010

Handidexterous

Being able to give a hand job with either hand

Lucy could give a hand job with either hand: she was handidexterous

by Slywhiteguy October 24, 2015