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Hummingbird Jerk

1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.

The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 23, 2005
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PRINCE HARMING

That hot, fun, smart and successful man who is delicious at the get-go. But upon a closer look, this man is superficial, selfish, immature and slimey—he is sometimes referred to as a frog. Prince Harmings weigh down independent, young women and create harmful relationships.
Kelly: "I can't believe Bobby lied to me again!"
Stephanie: "Kelly, don't act so surprised. Bobby's hurt you before. He is such a Prince Harming!"

"Chris Brown done beat Rhianna again, he sure is a Prince Harming!"
by QNY August 25, 2009
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Humming Cheese

Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.
I came so hard, she had humming cheese all over her face.
by Winos February 3, 2009
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Hanming

A guy who is obsessed with video games and has a lot of models and action figures. Smart but usually gets a lot of brain farts. Most likely Chinese, too. Not interested in finding love.
A guy is playing video games.
Girl: Gosh! He's such a Hanming.
by RosieCanDraw January 15, 2016
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hamling

Doing something tedious that makes you want to kill yourself.
I had to do some hamling at work today; lucky I'm still alive.
by enjinerd February 22, 2017
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HAIMing

(verb) The act of coordinated and synchronized walking, especially on a sidewalk, street or other form of pavement.

Popularized by the rock band HAIM through many of their music videos.
I was totally HAIMing with my sisters in the mall parking lot.

Have you ever felt like just HAIMing your way through life?
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luke hemmings

have u seen sock?

yes!! luke hemmings dupe!!
by calumpapii April 17, 2023
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