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by eeyayaCoolGuy20 February 27, 2021

How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

by Flame060 March 28, 2005

how seventh grade

Phrase referring to the immaturity of another's statement, used as a put down.

Nick (to geek): "I didn't realize geeks smoked weed..."
Geek (to Nick, as a comeback): "I didn't realize fairies were so judgmental..."
Nick: "Fairies? Ohhhh....how seventh grade..."

by stockman09 October 30, 2007

how I roll

A justification for how someone behaves

Brendan: Hey Rob, why are you at a 20% in science?
Rob: Because I don't hand in any homework
Brendan: Why?
Rob: Because that's how I roll.

by Brendan Frank Wozniak May 13, 2006

How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp

A disturbing, yet illuminating book by the notorious pimp Dazzle Razzle.

Hank: How to be a Motherfucking Pimp gave me nightmares
Joe: But you did learn how to pimp like a motherfucker
Hank: Indeed. And for this I am eternally grateful to Dazzle Razzle. God bless that motherfucking pimp
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by Da pterodactyl May 12, 2016

how do you want to do this?

Mathew Mercer's famous line when a PC gets the final hit on a powerful foe. Allowing the player to decide how cool the final attack looks.

"Ok, How do you want to do this?" Asked Mercer the Merciless . Player in a shakey voice that grows more confident as they speak."I stand between my unconscious ally and swing with all my strength as it comes towards me aiming for the head." Mercer "With that, the cursed blade you wield slices through the skull of the beast in a downward slash. Straight through the neck and spine. Upon doing so the beast lands with a side of its skull on either side of your feet. As you look down you can see the even in death the blood boils as the brains start to bubble and burn."

by Malkirian February 8, 2018

How to submit definitions

To submit your own definitions to urban dictionary, you have to login first, then click on the plus in the top right corner, then write the name of the definition. For example "Triangle" then you write the definition which could be "A square, but with 3 sides" Or if you're dirty, like 90% of everyone on urban dictionary you can write something sexual like "A triangle is when 3 people fuck each other at the same time". Then you write an example of how it's used in a sentence. And last you click submit

Yesterday I learned how to submit definitions to urban dictionary :O

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by Definitely Not A Robot September 27, 2019