hemorroid

That thing that slipped out of Shane Dawson’s pants in his recent Instagram photo.

“Did you hear? Shane Dawson’s hemorroid pad slipped out of his pants and paparazzi caught it on video.”

by Assthetic November 22, 2018

Hemorrhoid

A derogatory word used in customer service positions to describe difficult black customers. Similar to, "shine."

"How was work today honey?"

"It was okay untill these hemorrhoids came in at the last minute and tried to haggle the prices way down."

by Tomahhtoe August 15, 2009

hemorrhoid

an ass vein blowout that happens when you sneeze, cough, fart and burp (a.k.a. "snoughfurp") at the same time.

I snoughfurped on the couch last night, and now I have a hemorrhoid.

by Charles Fina, Fort Wayne, IN April 18, 2011

Hemorroid Prime

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.

Fusion ruled though.

by Simon October 11, 2003

rigger monkey hemmorhoids

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole

Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

hemorroids

can i get a rock on 4 rroids?!?

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

hemorrhoid hounder

A male homosexual.

"Look at that queer, he is such a hemorrhoid hounder"

by marcusgg December 15, 2009