polar bear

Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.

I have abandonment issues with my dad, so I tend to be into polar bears.

by Tomahhtoe May 04, 2009

daddy

Gay slang for an older gay man with money.

I'm on the hunt for a new daddy. My last one lost his job.

I'm tired of working all of these hours. I need to get me a daddy.

by Tomahhtoe July 31, 2009

spank tank

Whatever sexual thoughts a guy is having when he is masturbating.

"Damn she's hot. I gotta put her in my spank tank."

by Tomahhtoe July 20, 2009

buzzkill

Something that happens that takes a person out of a good mood and into a bad one like sadness or anger.

We where having a good time at the barbecue until Tonisha told everyone how she had three abortions. What a major buzzkill. Everyone went home soon afterward.

by Tomahhtoe February 13, 2009

trifflin'

To start problems or to create drama.

"Nigga you know dat shit ain't true. Why you be trifflin'?"

"She know I ain't her baby daddy. She just be trifflin'."

"Her trifflin' ass is goin' round sayin' dat I got a small dick."

by Tomahhtoe October 03, 2009

weez

To give or get less than what is due.

The cheese steak was good, but they weezed on the fries.

by Tomahhtoe May 14, 2009

Hemorrhoid

A derogatory word used in customer service positions to describe difficult black customers. Similar to, "shine."

"How was work today honey?"

"It was okay untill these hemorrhoids came in at the last minute and tried to haggle the prices way down."

by Tomahhtoe August 15, 2009