hemorroid 

That thing that slipped out of Shane Dawson’s pants in his recent Instagram photo.

“Did you hear? Shane Dawson’s hemorroid pad slipped out of his pants and paparazzi caught it on video.”

hemorroid by Assthetic November 22, 2018

Hemorroid Prime 

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.

Fusion ruled though.

Hemorroid Prime by Simon October 11, 2003

Haemorrhoid Buster 

Derogatory name for a Homosexual.

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”

Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass

Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"

Hermorrhoid by tnunnster October 7, 2010

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

that dude is a hemorrhoid

Hemorrhoid by dhar woman July 7, 2022

Hemerrhoid Tarp 

Another name for thong underwear.

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps

Hemerrhoid Tarp by Melunn June 5, 2020