gurning
The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.
gurning by Nekromekanik May 24, 2005
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Gurner
Common nickname for somebody demonstrating side effects of the drug extacy, often resulting in full facial contortions.
Gurner by Jonny Gurns April 24, 2006
Robbing the gurney
To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.
Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.
Robbing the gurney by chico1181 November 22, 2010
gurner
Drug fucked individual at a rave. Also used to describe a post drug fucked individual who is doing/saying really stupidly funny shit in their scattered state.
Stems from ancient scottish traditions of having gurner competitions which were competitions in facial contortion to pull ugly faces.
Stems from ancient scottish traditions of having gurner competitions which were competitions in facial contortion to pull ugly faces.
gurnerific
An adjective used to describe exceptionally good crystal MDMA or ecstasy pills, referring to the jaw clenching side effect, commonly known as gurning.
gurnerific by Toby[=)] December 8, 2006
Gurnine
An adjective describing an individual's inability to shape a thought or idea into words. Derives from the german word 'nein', meaning 'no' as well as the expression of frustration 'gur'.
In William Shakespeare's King Lear, Cordelia is unable to heave her heart into her mouth, ultimately, she is gurnine.