Gurnine 

An adjective describing an individual's inability to shape a thought or idea into words. Derives from the german word 'nein', meaning 'no' as well as the expression of frustration 'gur'.

In William Shakespeare's King Lear, Cordelia is unable to heave her heart into her mouth, ultimately, she is gurnine.

Gurnine by -gurnine- February 4, 2015

gurning 

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

gurning by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

gurniket

Male - name.
A chicken killer whom departs from Clara Portum in order to relive his dreams of becoming Benny Lava. He is usually number one. Also a very cool guy, usually wears a turban. Gurniket lives vicariously through Benny Lava in order to join the Third Reich.

From the hit TV series Cyber 8.

"Did you see that Gurniket guy? He's so sweet... damn I'm tryna smash."

gurniket by bumbumion cyber 8 December 20, 2016

gurning 

The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.

Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!

gurning by Nekromekanik May 24, 2005

gurning 

The uncontrollable mouth movement caused by certain drugs. without the aid of chewing gum can result in serious interior mouth damage.

mate these pills are banging, got some proper gurning going on

gurning by rooney425 June 29, 2008

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.

1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

Gurning Drug Monkey by urbankhaos May 6, 2003

gurning fuck lizard 

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.

"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"

gurning fuck lizard by smyphilis October 30, 2008