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guppy

A term often used to describe self-centered bastards. These people often have a pathetic taste in music and food, have non-existing socializing skills and lack immense discipline on every terrain. A key factor to identifying them is that they (a) only EVER talk about how good THEY are in everything only when it is NEVER true and also (b) never ask/care about other people's interests or feelings . These people only put themselves at the top of everything and dream of greatness they'll never archive.
"He's so mean to me!"
"No , he's just being a guppy...."
by Ironman4life June 2, 2014
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Guppy

An eighth grader that plays in the high school band.
He is a Guppy.
Guppy plays the baritone.
by Yoe Band Student October 30, 2011
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bubble guppy

A term describing females as "wholesome", or "cute".
by SevsFox August 5, 2019
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guppy butt

When you take such a furious burning shit that when you're done, your asshole appears to be gasping for air like a guppy out of water.
After that pinch of Copenhagen and that cup of coffee this morning I had serious guppy butt. Musta been those hot wings last night.
by Outdoorzguy June 4, 2016
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Guppy

When one gulps air into one's anus by projecting one's butt skyward before expelling gas in the form of a fart.
Hey bro. Get down on all fours and show us ya guppy. Wow, that is one smelly guppy.
by Haymans March 24, 2017
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GUPPY

The largest thing in the universe. This object (somehow defined as a girl) weighs an infinite amount of weight, and can be defined as kaylee. GUPPY cries about 23 hours and 49 minutes each day, yet she is able to maintain her gigantic weight. This object is the ninth wonder in the world. 'She' often likes to eat people's pants, and likes to find any chance 'she' can to get other people in trouble.
GUPPY ate my pants
by Tacobell Owner 'totally legit' February 5, 2017
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Gumpy

Biggest douchebag on the FluffyCommunity and TFS at large. Compare to WetFluff from the FluffyBooru and compare to Snooki from Jersey Shores.
by ZaWarudoKY June 9, 2021
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