GUPPY

The largest thing in the universe. This object (somehow defined as a girl) weighs an infinite amount of weight, and can be defined as kaylee. GUPPY cries about 23 hours and 49 minutes each day, yet she is able to maintain her gigantic weight. This object is the ninth wonder in the world. 'She' often likes to eat people's pants, and likes to find any chance 'she' can to get other people in trouble.

GUPPY ate my pants

by Tacobell Owner 'totally legit' February 5, 2017

guppy

When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".

"I can't believe that pookie. She has been such a guppy all week."

by running out of patience March 13, 2008

Guppi

A female who has so much sex and is so slutty she smells like a fish.

Carla is so guppi and needs to close her legs.

by Literarydefineranal_v1 January 25, 2019

guppie

a gay yuppie

i live in a nice, big apartment, do what i want to do, have a great job, travel, eat out when i feel like it, no kids. high disposable income. and my mom LOVES my boyfriend.

by american in germany March 19, 2004

guppy

a complete L magnet and he cannot catch a win. gets no girls, brain dead, can’t reproduce, ugly, but likely good at video games(specifically car soccer)

friend 1: yo should jack come over?
friend 2: nah he’s a total guppy

by lmaoguppy January 7, 2021

guppy

Young male wigga aged from 11-15, acting ghetto although he comes from the suburbs. A guppy will hang around with numerous other guppies doing nothing. A Guppy listens to Hiphop but only that which makes it into the Pop charts.

Bob was acting a right guppy until someone gave him a good beating

by And What?! August 21, 2005

Guppie

When someone sucks ur Nipples to hard and they turn red

This random girl on the street gave me guppies

by Dickchocolate March 8, 2017