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Red Kryptonite

This is a person in which you typically would not be attracted to for a variety of reasons. Probably someone you wouldn't even be friends with. Yet for some unknown reason, when you are around this person, you start acting out of character. Your brain short circuits; common sense goes out the window; and your body goes into overdrive. You start disregarding your regular social norms and sometimes moral code. You want to act on purely erotic and selfish emotions. This person becomes an adrenaline rush. You become addicted, wanting the next high. Yet when they aren't around, you are back to your typical good person self. The best course of action is to avoid the red kryptonite because the price you will pay is rarely worth the experience.
That man is the red kryptonite to my inner Clark Kent, and I'm about to go very, very bad.
by FrancescaBella September 13, 2017
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Latin Man's Kryptonite

A hot redhead with pale skin, green eyes and a nice ass
You ever heard of Justine Jolie?

She was a Latin Man's Kryptonite
by OmegaSaiyan92 June 16, 2022
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kryptonite

(noun)
1: A green, radioactive metorite, broken from the distant, late planet of Krypton, that cancels out any Kryptonian's superpowers, such as Superman.
2: Something that is a great weakness to a particular person, such as the aforementioned metiorite to Superman, etc.
1: Krypto the Superdog (of the said show): Kryptonite... my one weakness...
2: Galatea (Justice League Unlimited): Boredom is my kryptonite... well, kryptonite is my kryptonite, but you get the idea.
by DanMat6288 August 3, 2005
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kryptonite

Best type of weed in the world please believe it
That kryptonite kept me indoors last night
by HintonSparks October 15, 2006
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black kryptonite

Crystal MDMA

if you see it in large amounts, it looks like a flower of crystal. Black in the middle, fading out toward the edge..
by Salami June 11, 2006
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cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.
Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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kryptonite

It's a weakness. The one thing that can hurt you like a achilles' heel
by Rockydog August 23, 2017
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