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Grunting

Achieving a state of pleasure, satisfaction or content via the slightest sexual means for an extended period of time. For example, this could include anal stimulation as well as viewing pornographic images to achieve an erection however, without fully engaging the erection within acts of sex or full masturbation (frotting may sometimes be permitted). It's a more on the edge for of edging so to speak. Buddhist and Hindu monks have been known to 'grunt' for the purpose of meditational practices.
Andrew is exhausted and sore as he stayed up all night grunting without edge or climax
by Sex Magicka Wizard April 23, 2024
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grunning

The act of taking the stinky cheese from an unclean vagina and then proceeding to make a grilled cheese sandwich with it.
Can we get a quick grunning session in? I'm kinda hungry.
by muntenheimer April 28, 2024
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Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.
by Longpooman June 16, 2024
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Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems
by Longpooman June 16, 2024
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Gurning

Gurning is the act of seeking sexual pleasure through pictures of creatures from the popular game Pokemon, or individuals of an age higher than ones own.
He wont stop Gurning it.
by Arithmus March 23, 2025
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Gurning

When you and your partner make out and eat the plaque off eachother
We were gurning all night
by Danzik von walker May 14, 2025
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Grunping

The act of kidnapping and creampieing a stray dog, cat, and 24 goldfish from your nearest petsmart after raping all the workers there fatally. After the cum massacre you kill the filled up dog and shove a live cat up it’s ass then shove the 24 live goldfish into the cat’s ass until it suffocates from the goldfish and the dead dog’s shit.Then you fuck the dead cat and during this process the cat will slide into the dog’s stomach along with the 24 fish inside the cat. Once the massacre is completed you chomp up the animal clusterfuck in a meat grinder and slowly boil the meat until it is shit brown. You then eat the evil meat and take a dead hooker out from under your bed. When the body is ready you eat the hooker out until you vomit and then continue to eat out the vomit pussy until you die.
I-I fucking watched Jerry start Grunping the place up
by John Crump July 30, 2025
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