Gloater

A gloater is someone that tends to mock or taunt someone after claiming a sort of victory over them or beating them at something.

Robert beat Nick at a game of Monopoly and then proceeded to mock him like a gloater.

by Chops2006 July 1, 2023

Bang-goater

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.

1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.

by Scrotumus May 9, 2008

Cheese grater

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

by Lord cheese 101 May 26, 2020

Groaner

A grilling/smoking induced boner brought upon by barbecue and the act of grilling/ smoking delicious meat.

The second I opened the smoker and saw the delicious goodness within, I got an instant groaner.

by JamesonBBQ March 21, 2014

groaner

1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.

1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"

2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."

by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003

Groter

What it is called when someone pretends that they don't know someting that may be uncool to know.

"Oh, is that one of those pokemaners or something like that." Then you would say, "oh, is that one of those poke-groters. It is also fun tomake up your own groters as in "Lord of the Groters" or "Sponge Bob Groter Pants" or Willie Wonka and the Groter Factory"

by Connor Dempsey August 29, 2003

Grooter

Whichever part of your body is currently injured or in pain.

I caught my grooter on a fence last night and now it's swollen.

by OlLyss August 12, 2015