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granite maul spec

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.
Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!
by A_revolver June 16, 2008
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Granthole

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.
On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.
by Curling Wizard 2014 May 12, 2014
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Tyler Grant

To be a shitty human; hated by many, liked by few.
Fuck that faggot, he's such a Tyler Grant.
by Ih8Life25 February 21, 2017
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Avi Grant

A former varsity Bocce player from Churchill, lighting up everyone's day. He now attends UMD.
by rmhs truth teller January 16, 2020
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Stiff Grain of Rice

A micropenis that is erect.
Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!
by Cooker of Rice January 14, 2022
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Knocking a grant out

Code for stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure
I'm going knocking a grant out
by S13rev February 5, 2023
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Take it with a grain of sugar

Unlike the original saying "Take it with a grain of salt", this term is used when you tell someone something heavy or harsh, but you want them to take it as nicely and sweetly as possible (which is where the sugar part comes in).
"Take it with a grain of sugar, but you look like you just rolled out of a grave"
"Take it with a grain of sugar, but your soufflé is terrible"
by NaterSquib September 8, 2023
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