goozle

the act of sticking one's finger in the cleft of the opposite sex's derriere.

Gus tried to goozle every woman who walked in front of him.

by Alfonzo May 8, 2003

goozle

Goozle-(goo-zul), Your throat, or insides.

Example: The doctor looked down his GOOZLE.

by Eric Smith May 8, 2003

1 googelplex base

The second highest base known. It is when God screws you in the arse and you gain his powers. You procede to screw everything on Earth, living or nonliving. You also grow a special third gender sex organ and Chuck Norris licks it while you do this. Then, the world explodes and the universe caves in on it self. You then defy Einstein's law and travel back in time and screw everything there. This causes a time paradox, which causes the already caved in universe to implode and God to begin speaking in Terminator quotes.

You: I just got to 1 googelplex base!

God: F**k you a$$hole.

by mrfrycomics October 18, 2009

goobel

a girl version of a goober.

Oh boy you are a goobel

by AndreaLee December 29, 2008

goozle

A bump / contusion on the head.

AWW, poor baby, you got a bad goozle from hitting your head on the monkeybars.

by Margaret P. April 24, 2007

gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.

I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

by Stephany Mercedes Garcia May 18, 2006

Goozer

A gay man that leeks semen from his ass after a gangbang

Damn goozer left a snail trail all the way too the bathroom

by BlunT IT! March 14, 2019