Gooning

An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.

Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"

by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado November 26, 2023

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Gooning

A session of intense "edging" that ultimately results in the person pleasuring themselves bearing the facial expressions of/looking like a 'goon', a ridiculous person, a fool, a human manifestation of a comedy of errors. The person's mind will be so overcome with euphoria from the edging that their facial expressions will fluctuate between a range of goofy and downright ridiculous. They probably will not be able to communicate with you beyond grunting like a wild ape.

Did you see his face while he was gooning? Guy looked like an absolute fucking retard!

by AIU December 5, 2023

gooning

To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.

I was gooning for 7 hours last night

by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023

Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons

Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!

by ImoGod December 8, 2023

gooning

Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.

“Did you hear about Dave?”
“Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”

by Medical Negligence Protester July 10, 2024

Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024