Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.

Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"

by machBailz May 17, 2007

googlehead

a Google addict, ie one who constantly looks up information on Google.

Do you think that I am a googlehead?

by uttam maharjan January 27, 2012

googledat

instead of accepting, believing,or settleing for the opinion of one or many . whom ever is seeking knowledge, information, gossip, the word on the street,rumors, office chatter, dirt, news,ect. should just- Googledat!

damn i dont know what the weather is gonna be like tomorrow. Well... you know you can always googledat!!!

"yo... did you know shaq is a U.S. Marshall?"

"----No--- He---Ain't---"
"Well if you don't believe me just go ahead an googledat."

"Shit girl i heard Barack Obama is wit Oprah Winfrey!!!"
"Whaaaat, i'm bout to go home an googedat shit right now!!!."

by jimmy swagga November 8, 2009

Googlebate

when a person finds nothing to do on the net and hangs around on the Google home aimlessly

dude i was so bored i Googlebate for half an hour

by Space_Bar February 16, 2009

Googleheimen

A term that means totally awesome. Better usage of the word awesome.

Person 1: "Dude, were you at that concert last night?"

Person 2: "Oh yeah, it was totally googleheimen!"

by Mew Novocaine March 17, 2010

Googlenersh

To google the alias of a paticular online persona. The return search results show pictures of that person and that person only, some of which may be 'doctored' for comedy value.

I've googlenershed <Insert Alias here> and look at the funny picture I've found.

by Trickery January 26, 2006

googlenate

the act of using google to learn something

you: Hey have you seen that new show?

Me: no i havent i will googlenate it

by AllenTheAwesome October 30, 2010