goatee dick stain

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey

trey goatee dick stain

by blah b;la June 9, 2010

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010

goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.

"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

goatee

The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s

“Babe let’s get hairy and goatee!”

by HeyItsNatalieC December 11, 2020

goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.

"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!

Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024

true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013