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flirkin' your gherkin

I'm waiting in the truck for you and you're probably in there flirkin' your gherkin
by tog March 1, 2013
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gherkin dick

A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.
That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.
by Roseeanna June 6, 2018
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Surprise Gherkin

To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.
God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.
by Miek* September 10, 2008
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gherkin

When you take a huge shit and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa' there.

The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.
A. Last night I pigged out at that Mexican whole-in-the-wall down the block. Today I took a huge dump and afterward I experienced the gherkin of all gherkins accompanied by the spicy tingling of jalapenos. That gherkin made my day...way better than having an orgasm.

B. You're really fucked up.

C. You make my dick sad.
by Gher Kin November 3, 2009
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jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.
When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
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Garking

The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.
"gark gark gark" - garking
by jesterrr September 28, 2011
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Gherkins

Used to describe someone who is unaware how much inconvenience they are causing to other people.

Usually some old man who seems to exist just to piss other people off.
Look at that twat holding up the traffic, what a fucking Gherkins.
by Winoforever September 4, 2019
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