by tog March 1, 2013
Get the flirkin' your gherkin mug.A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.
That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.
by Roseeanna June 6, 2018
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To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.
by Miek* September 10, 2008
Get the Surprise Gherkin mug.When you take a huge shit and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa' there.
The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.
The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.
A. Last night I pigged out at that Mexican whole-in-the-wall down the block. Today I took a huge dump and afterward I experienced the gherkin of all gherkins accompanied by the spicy tingling of jalapenos. That gherkin made my day...way better than having an orgasm.
B. You're really fucked up.
C. You make my dick sad.
B. You're really fucked up.
C. You make my dick sad.
by Gher Kin November 3, 2009
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Get the jerk-the-gherkin mug.The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.
by jesterrr September 28, 2011
Get the Garking mug.Used to describe someone who is unaware how much inconvenience they are causing to other people.
Usually some old man who seems to exist just to piss other people off.
Usually some old man who seems to exist just to piss other people off.
by Winoforever September 4, 2019
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