Gwyneth Paltrow

A marijuana cigarette rolled so tightly, usually by someone one your "behalf," you'll barely get a hit off it; a joint so thin and white it resembles Paltrow's actual body as well as the type of joint a skinny white chick would smoke so as to maintain her dainty, "holistic" lifestyle as opposed to getting seriously baked.

"Come on man, don't roll me a Gwyneth Paltrow--I gotta get some THC up in this bitch!"

by Solanas69 January 30, 2019

Gwyneth Paltrow

The real way to spell Gwyneth Paltrow, not Gwenyth Paltrow. Is an okay actor. Has done more crap films then good films. She won an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love. Named her kid Apple for some reason. She's pretty good looking, not outstanding or anything. She goes out with many guys, including Ben Afflek, Luke Wilson, Brad Pitt...

"Hey man, wanna go see the new Gwyneth Paltrow movie?"
"Uh... Err... Nah. I'll give it a miss."

by -Tazer- September 11, 2007

Gwyneth

Ligit the weirdest person ever. She loves Gravity Falls, and totally isn't obsessed or anything. She is extremely intellectual and artsy. At first she may seem like an introvert but she will eventually open up to be a very social and socially-awkward butterfly. She may not be the prettiest but you should just give her a chance.

Gwyneth would never create her own definition and make her sound amazing.

by Fhehbeje help July 7, 2018

genetocracy

Rule of the genetically-enhanced!
See Dustafarians, for details.

Antonym>> genetic underclass: the rapid advancements made in the field of biotechnology ushering what one writer termed the 'genetic-politics', or the political lobby action that would take place if genetic testing is going to determine who's the perfect machine and who are the mehums (mere humans) and the call for 'bio-freedom' for the 'genetically-challenged', 'bio-prisoners' born with defective genes that would end up to be ruled by the genetocracy.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

mash genetalia

When two people fuck really, really hard.

I'm telling you man, this chick really loves to mash genetalia!

by Big Big Ed May 28, 2018

Genetic legacy

An impromptu subtle way of saying SEMEN, or SPERM.

Coined by Mythbusters in the episode Son of a Gun, but submitted by me.

Guy 1: Oh God, last night, I poured my sticky, hot load of genetic legacy all over Stacy's face.

Guy 2: For some reason that doesn't sound as dirty, man.

by Interactive September 30, 2009

genetti

A genealogically impaired cognitively delayed individual

Look at Todd drooling over there: he is such a genetti!

by OttoVoice April 20, 2018