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The way lazy-ass American's spell night.
American: Let's abolish the English language even more by spelling nite and other shit the way we want to spell it. We're Americans, so no one will question us. We have the nukes!

Not American: Fuck you.
by -Tazer- July 27, 2007

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The real way to spell Gwyneth Paltrow, not Gwenyth Paltrow. Is an okay actor. Has done more crap films then good films. She won an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love. Named her kid Apple for some reason. She's pretty good looking, not outstanding or anything. She goes out with many guys, including Ben Afflek, Luke Wilson, Brad Pitt...
"Hey man, wanna go see the new Gwyneth Paltrow movie?"
"Uh... Err... Nah. I'll give it a miss."
by -Tazer- September 11, 2007

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The reason my internet's capped.
God damn it! I'm addicted to YouTube, and now I got 56k speed!
by -Tazer- September 13, 2007

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