gerbiler

one who inserts live declawed gerbils into ones rectum using tube and lube

james bravro is a pro gerbiler on the weekends.

by mr. chinook April 28, 2011

shifty gerbil

when a man gently puts his teste into a females anus and the woman sucks it in and out creating a "shifty" noise and arouses the female to the point that she begins to make noises similar to that of a gerbil

dude that chick was bucknasty, she let me do the tony danza, arabian goggles, AND the shifty gerbil.

by lee brackett January 22, 2009

Gerbil

A younger woman who likes older men. Opposite of Cougar.

She only goes after 30 year old men. She is such a gerbil.

by Beretta April 11, 2009

Gerbil

the opposite of a cougar. A young woman, usually under twenty, who dates older men because she feels that she needs to be taken care of, or for some alternative reason such as money or to feel important. Without an older man, a gerbil feels small, vulnerable and weak.

That girl is such a gerbil! He is five years older than she is.

by cutechef101 April 13, 2009

gerrit

The act of joining a group of people (in the street or at a party) and position yourself within the group in such a way that someone has to stare at your back and you thereby exclude this person from any conversation.

This act is mostly performed by potheads and slightly autistic- or socially inert people.

Dude! Go stand somewhere else you're totally gerritting me!

Look at that girl, she's totally gerritting the other guy. I guess she didn't like it that he couldn't hold his bart..

person 1: What did Kay say about it?
person 2: I dont know, I was unable to finish my story 'cause Florian totally gerritted me with his fat body and started telling Bart about his poop in the fridge..
person 1: Lame...

by barting fag with a huge jort October 27, 2010

Gerbish

Gerbish is the 4th meal of the day...known for what one would do for late night food.

Drew: What are you doing for Gerbish?

Jeff: I dunno I think Wendy's.

Drew: Nah dude, lets go to Taco Bell.

by Ivy Baxter May 22, 2010

the king of evil gerbils

The evilest, kingiest gerbil ever to walk the earth.

Dude i was playing online last night, and this guy named "The King Of Evil Gerbils" TOTALLY pwned me!!

by thekingofevilgerbil January 26, 2005